Dude's Song

Dude's Song
By My Mom

OH, where have you been Dudey Boy, Dudey Girl?
OH, where have you been little Dudey?

I have been to the salon to get my eyebrow waxed!
I'm a young thing that can not leave his mother!


That song is dedicated to a "special" person. You know who you are.

Stupid People Talking on the Stupid Speakers

Ok. I'm gonna KILL something. This thing is soooooo annoying. Let me give you some background information...

In the kitchen, we have these speakers. They work fine and sound great. There's only one problem. Every now and then they pick up this guy that is talking to someone or something. He usually says something funny or incoherent, but we never hear the other side of the conversation. He must be talking to someone. I mean, who really talks to themselvs THAT much? So any way, I just stopped caring when he started talking. I only listen part of the time, but now he has a friend. Not just any friend, mind you, but a Firby. Yeah thoes stupid things that kids loved about 3-4 years ago.

I never liked Firby, not even in the begining. Now I hate them. And this one just says "Firby!" over and over. I will KILL it! It never speaks with the man, it talks for about 5 minutes then silence. Oh I love the silence. Then the man talks, and he says something like, "Yeah I say them chickens runnin about the yard. It was annoyin." Yeah. I know. But he is beter than the Firby.

So, Let me re-cap... This guy talks to himself on our kitchen speakers, he gets a Firby and lets it talk, I kill the Firby, and everyone is happy. Ok? Good.

See You Dead

See You Dead
Helmet

Like to see you
Into pieces
Won't be walkin
Barely breathin

Like to see you
At my door
We're together
Like before

I could miss you more right now
Or I could slit your throat
Sometimes I get so down you're not around
I'd rather see you dead

See you dead

At night you're sleeping
By his side
Tried to see you
But you let him decide

I'm a threat now
Well I is scared
It's just murder
Least you know I care

I could miss you more right now
Or I could slit your throat
Sometimes I get so down you're not around
I'd rather see you dead

Sometimes I get lonely and all I need is
Just to see you dead

See you dead
See you dead

See you dead
Dead
See you
See you
See you

Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
DEAD

Sometimes I get so down you're not around
I'd rather see you dead
Sometimes I get lonely and all I'd need is
Just to see you dead

Sometimes I get so down you're not around
I'd rather see you dead

See you dead
Dead
See you dead
Dead
See you dead

My New Idea

I discovered that I can't keep a journal to save my life. I tried to keep a daily journal, but I realized that my life is very boring. So then I tried to keep a journal that was filled with random things that happened to me, but they were either too wierd or too stupid. I have tried everything I can think of. Except...

I will start posting things that I have memorized. They will be from movies, books, commercial jingles, poems, songs, etc. If I screw somthing up, it is because I memorized it wrong, or you did. All of this will be from memory. That means I won't have the book or lyrics right in front on me when I post it. Maybe that will get me to make more entries.

Maybe not.