Psycho Chicks and Soccer Games

Let me start off by saying that I went to a school function yesterday. But let’s start from the beginning. I have a few friends on the boy's soccer team. After lunch one of them asked me if I was going to the game. I said I'd think abut it but probably not. He was like whatever. So we went to science and had our normal conversations; e.g. road kill, his car, just things like that. So right after science, we had math. Before class, I asked him what time and where the game was. He said it was a home game at 5:30. So I was like ok. Well like two minutes later he said it was at some other place that wasn't the school and it started at 4 not 5:30. I just looked at him like he was nuts but he pointed out that this weird psycho chick was sitting right there listening to our conversations. She likes him a lot and he can't stand her.
Well, I asked her if she liked him and she said, "YEAH!!! Why wouldn't I?" Well my friend heard that and started gagging. Like 15 minutes later she asked me if I like him. Well, I do just not in the same way. I like him as a friend and a person. So then he tells me that every time she looks at me she smiles and that she likes me! Well that kinda made me mad. She told me how much she likes him and went into well lets just say details. This freaked my friend out.
So when the announcements came on they said where and when the soccer game was. My friend was mad. The psycho chick told me she might come just to see him play. So I got to the game and there were only 2 other people there. People started showing up. At the end of the game the score was 9-0 the other team. But there were only 8 people, counting me, from my school. There were 15 or so people from the other school and about 15 parents. The only cheerleaders were from the other team and it was our home game.
So yes, I did go to a school function and that was an experience I will probably never have again.